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Facts of Life

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First off, I decided to delete the post 50 Shades of Grey Vs. American Duty because though it was super fun to drink wine and play anarchist for a night, the more I read it, the more embarrassed I got, and not in the good way, like when I discover pics of me and my best bitch Holly Rose using public toilets on the internet. The point is since this blog gives me the power to retract that booze soaked baby into a state of non existence, that's exactly what I'm going to do, but I will leave the only honest part of the post here: So anyways, it seems like a lot has happened since that fateful blog back in March. Moments after I wrote it I moved into this shit trailer: Yes, that is a port-a-potty. #1 The septic was froze when I moved in. #2 I am in no way ashamed of having the grit to rough it. #3 Every time you start over, you start at the bottom. Fact of life. Was that an eighties sitcom, Facts of Life? Well, who cares?  I spent 6 months in my home town and real